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Sarge in Halo Reach by KATTALNUVA Sarge in Halo Reach by KATTALNUVA
Here we have Sarge, the gruff, regiment, and somewhat socipathic leader of the Red Team in Halo Reach.

Sarge is the only one of the Blood Gulch soldiers who takes the war (or training exercise) seriously. His hobbies include mechanics, fighting the blues, and hating Grif.

It's implied that he's been in the military for a very long time, since he's never heard of a car that doesn't have a gun on it, not to mention all his accumulated unused vacation days.

Sarge is skilled in mechanics, though his skill level and success fluctuates from flawed to almost revolutionarily genius.

"You just got Sarged!"

"I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in hell get's paid in advance!"

"Dr. Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead!"

"A priest, a rabbi, and Grif all walk into a bar, and I kill em!"

"My grandpappy didn't fight in the Industrial Revolution for nothing!"

"I've got a boner for murder!"

"The most environmentally friendly thing to do is kill every living thing you see!"

" I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a stawberry yoohoo. Or a sasparilla. Grenadine, straight from the can. Deeelicious. ...Oh occasionally I do enjoy a 'Sex on the Beach.' Or a pina colata. (singing) If you like pina colatas, hengh! Gettin' caught in the rain, hengh! And you're not in to yoga, engh! Grif just has half a brain, ungh."

"Glory glory to the Red Team! Glory glory to the Red Team! Glory glory to the Red Team! The Red Team marches on!"
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KyleShepard313 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontrollfaceplz: i'm sorry guys, but i've gotta do it.

"horatio, the victim died from severe bullet wounds, likely caused by a shotgun."

"well, i guess you could say he just got....*puts on sunglasses* sarged."

Aqua311 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
I think Sarge would lose all reason to live if both Grif and the Blues were all dead. Trying to kill them is what kept him going.
ninjareaper787 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
Late as hell but I don't care:
"Today is a good day for you to die!"
ShadowcastStudios Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
"You just got ... Dammit i messed up my one liner!
KATTALNUVA Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"You're a traitor to the combustion engine Simmons! My grandpappy didn't fight in the Industrial Revolution for nothing."
Porecomesis Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
Wait; did Sarge just go back in time?
lazymansload Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011
I got a boner for murder!
Darth-Malice Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011
"I love blood and violence!" :)
hazeness Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"You just got SARGED."

Lol freaking awesome. XD
avenger09 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"Calling Dr Sarge MD Prescription: death diagnosis: SHOTGUN!"
KATTALNUVA Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey Grif, hold these bullets for me, IN YOUR GUT!
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