When I met Hammer

Yet another picture from my mission to Zambai 7. This time I'm meeting Lieutenant Hammer.

For those of you that don't know, Hammer is one of the characters from Spriggs.
Spriggs is a Halo 3 machinima comic science-fiction comedy series created by Running Gun Productions. The videos can be found on youtube and are outrageously funny.

Hammer: Who are you?

Me: I'm Spartan IV 001 Chad, and I've been sent here on a reconnaissance mission by ONI.

Hammer: You mean the S.O.B.s who left us here to rot?

Me: Not exactly. There's a new head of ONI, I've been sent here to see how many of you are still alive, and if possible to transport you off this rock.

Hammer: Why?

Me: Popular demand, even though this planet is full of the most incompetent soldiers in the galaxy, you guys are enormoulsy funny.

Hammer: I just want to tranfer to a place where I can get away from all my psycho exes.

Me: I don't have any exes, I'm a level 3 virgin.

Hammer: Level 3?

Me: It means I've never been on a date, much less kissed a girl or made love to her.

Hammer: Sometimes I wish I was a level 3 virgin, I mean look what Meme did to my face!